Pregnancy and Baby Shower Quotes

Baby Shower Quotes

Anne Morrow Lindbergh
In the sheltered simplicity of the first days after a baby is born, one sees again the magical closed circle, the miraculous sense of two people existing only for each other.

George MacDonaldAt the Back of the North Wind
Where did you come from, baby dear?
Out of the everywhere and into here.

Edwin H. Chapin
No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.

Matthew Broderick
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

Trevor Fishlock
Babies here seem to be almost as rare as panda cubs.

Cass Elliot
Having the baby changed my life a lot. I don’t want to go on the road.

Bill Cosby
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Ronald Knox
A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

Pregnancy Quotes

Dave Barry
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Nora Ephron
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

Lawrence Housman
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternately, there would never be more than three in a family.

Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

Cathy Crimmins
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.

Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Irena Chalmers
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it.

Sam Levenson
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Sherry Glaser
I realize why women die in childbirth – it’s preferable.


1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Leonard Marks
    Jul 16, 2012 @ 22:07:26

    great post


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